Dr.S.Damian
31-10-2003, 16:06
In cazul in care va plictisiti, sunteti pasionati de computere si vreti sa va distrati, cititi in continuare. Unele sunt excelente!
Quote of the day:
"Apple is a registered trademark of Sir Isaac Newton, (c) 1767-1996"
"Been there, done that, got the T-shirt."
"I drank WHAT?!" - Socrates
"I'll be Bach!" - Johann Sebastian Schwartzenneger
"I'm Beverly." "I'm Geordi." "We are Hugh."
"Fascinating, Captain!" - Spock
"4 yers ago I cudn't even spel persident; now I finaly are elected !"
"nd God said: E = mv - Ze/r, and there was light!"
"Be vewy vewy quiet... I'm hunting wabbits!"
"Who is General Failure and why is he reading my drive ?"
"Before, I cudn't spel programmer; now, I are one."
"Black holes are where God divided by zero."
"Boldly going forward because we simply can't find reverse."
"BREAKFAST.COM Halted... Cereal Port Not Responding!"
"But I thought YOU did the backups!"
"When I grow up, I'll be a Mercedes." - Trabant
"Can I call you Ms. Dos ?"
"COBOL: Completely Absolete Boring Old Language"
"Coming soon: NetWare for Nintendo !"
"Contrary to popular opinion, God's last name isn't Damn."
"DANGER!DANGER! Computer shop ahead. Hide wallet!"
"...diagonally parked in a parallel universe..."
"Diplomacy is saying nice doggy until you find a rock."
"Do witches run spell checkers?"
"Don't pick-up the phonU NO CARRIER "
"Drive A: format failed, formatting C: instead."
"Drop your carrier...we have you surrounded!"
"Fer sell cheep: Microsoft spel chekker. Wurks grate!"
"Golden Rule: she who has the gold makes the rule..."
"Hi, I'm Chip. Micro Chip. Eight-O-Four-Eight-Six."
"I admit I wrote in COBOL once, but I didn't compile."
"I believe in The Divine Right Of The SysOps."
"I can't use Windows; my cat ate my mouse."
"I never make misstakes."
"I parked my hard-disk and got a ticket."
"I tried Windows 95 once, but I didn't inhale."
"I tried to drown my problems but they can swim!"
"I used to have an open mind, but my brains kept falling out."
"I'm not as think as you confused I am."
"I've had BETA days than this..."
"If Einstein had been a rapper, it would have been E=MC Hammer ."
"If money talks, being a SysOp is pretty quiet!"
"Is OS/2 only half operating system?"
"Join the army, meet interesting people, kill them."
"Lawyers: the larval form of Politicians"
"LOTUS: Let Only The Users Suffer"
"Math and Alcohol don't mix. Please don't drink and derive."
"Multitasking = screwing up several things at the same time"
"My computer NEVER loc
"Never put off till tomorrow what you can ignore entirely."
"OK, now for a quick backu^O3猦 "
"Okay, I pulled the pin. Now what? Where are you going?"
"Windows 95: Upgrades are free. Who'd pay for it anyway?"
"Press CTRL-ALT-DEL to continue..."
"Real programmers use COPY CON PROGNAME.EXE"
"REALITY.SYS corrupted : Reboot universe ? (Y/N/A/Q)"
"The System sucks; hold down F5 to bypass it."
"Synonym: word you use when you can't spell the other one"
"System ERROR: Press F13 to Continue..."
"The Earth is 98% full. Please delete anyone you can."
"The UARTs won't take this speed, Captain!"
"This looks like it is working. Great!" - Bill Gates
"Transfer Aborted (again)(ha! ha! ha!)"
"Ultimate office automation: networked coffee machines."
"Users: keep them dry and don't feed them after midnight!"
"Visa, Visa, Viso = I shopped, I shopped, I ran out of"
"Watch it - You're trying my infinite patience..."
"We accept Visa, MasterCard and Sharon Stone GIFs."
"What we have here is a failure to communicate..."
"When everything else fails, read the docs."
"Which gets you to LA faster: the 16 bit bus or the 32 one ?"
"You're a loser when your dog gets a new best friend."
" 97% of your HDD is not fragmented. Run Windows 95 and come back again."
"I d0n't knw Dve, I jst can't tust th_s new antivrus prgaM..."
"There's s0mething spooky going on, let's run a TBA "
"Command and Conquer, my braves!" - Mihai Viteazu
"OS initialised. All systems nomin
"I made this !" - Microsoft
"SCANDISK C: Formatting in progress: ۱% "
Quote of the day:
"Apple is a registered trademark of Sir Isaac Newton, (c) 1767-1996"
"Been there, done that, got the T-shirt."
"I drank WHAT?!" - Socrates
"I'll be Bach!" - Johann Sebastian Schwartzenneger
"I'm Beverly." "I'm Geordi." "We are Hugh."
"Fascinating, Captain!" - Spock
"4 yers ago I cudn't even spel persident; now I finaly are elected !"
"nd God said: E = mv - Ze/r, and there was light!"
"Be vewy vewy quiet... I'm hunting wabbits!"
"Who is General Failure and why is he reading my drive ?"
"Before, I cudn't spel programmer; now, I are one."
"Black holes are where God divided by zero."
"Boldly going forward because we simply can't find reverse."
"BREAKFAST.COM Halted... Cereal Port Not Responding!"
"But I thought YOU did the backups!"
"When I grow up, I'll be a Mercedes." - Trabant
"Can I call you Ms. Dos ?"
"COBOL: Completely Absolete Boring Old Language"
"Coming soon: NetWare for Nintendo !"
"Contrary to popular opinion, God's last name isn't Damn."
"DANGER!DANGER! Computer shop ahead. Hide wallet!"
"...diagonally parked in a parallel universe..."
"Diplomacy is saying nice doggy until you find a rock."
"Do witches run spell checkers?"
"Don't pick-up the phonU NO CARRIER "
"Drive A: format failed, formatting C: instead."
"Drop your carrier...we have you surrounded!"
"Fer sell cheep: Microsoft spel chekker. Wurks grate!"
"Golden Rule: she who has the gold makes the rule..."
"Hi, I'm Chip. Micro Chip. Eight-O-Four-Eight-Six."
"I admit I wrote in COBOL once, but I didn't compile."
"I believe in The Divine Right Of The SysOps."
"I can't use Windows; my cat ate my mouse."
"I never make misstakes."
"I parked my hard-disk and got a ticket."
"I tried Windows 95 once, but I didn't inhale."
"I tried to drown my problems but they can swim!"
"I used to have an open mind, but my brains kept falling out."
"I'm not as think as you confused I am."
"I've had BETA days than this..."
"If Einstein had been a rapper, it would have been E=MC Hammer ."
"If money talks, being a SysOp is pretty quiet!"
"Is OS/2 only half operating system?"
"Join the army, meet interesting people, kill them."
"Lawyers: the larval form of Politicians"
"LOTUS: Let Only The Users Suffer"
"Math and Alcohol don't mix. Please don't drink and derive."
"Multitasking = screwing up several things at the same time"
"My computer NEVER loc
"Never put off till tomorrow what you can ignore entirely."
"OK, now for a quick backu^O3猦 "
"Okay, I pulled the pin. Now what? Where are you going?"
"Windows 95: Upgrades are free. Who'd pay for it anyway?"
"Press CTRL-ALT-DEL to continue..."
"Real programmers use COPY CON PROGNAME.EXE"
"REALITY.SYS corrupted : Reboot universe ? (Y/N/A/Q)"
"The System sucks; hold down F5 to bypass it."
"Synonym: word you use when you can't spell the other one"
"System ERROR: Press F13 to Continue..."
"The Earth is 98% full. Please delete anyone you can."
"The UARTs won't take this speed, Captain!"
"This looks like it is working. Great!" - Bill Gates
"Transfer Aborted (again)(ha! ha! ha!)"
"Ultimate office automation: networked coffee machines."
"Users: keep them dry and don't feed them after midnight!"
"Visa, Visa, Viso = I shopped, I shopped, I ran out of"
"Watch it - You're trying my infinite patience..."
"We accept Visa, MasterCard and Sharon Stone GIFs."
"What we have here is a failure to communicate..."
"When everything else fails, read the docs."
"Which gets you to LA faster: the 16 bit bus or the 32 one ?"
"You're a loser when your dog gets a new best friend."
" 97% of your HDD is not fragmented. Run Windows 95 and come back again."
"I d0n't knw Dve, I jst can't tust th_s new antivrus prgaM..."
"There's s0mething spooky going on, let's run a TBA "
"Command and Conquer, my braves!" - Mihai Viteazu
"OS initialised. All systems nomin
"I made this !" - Microsoft
"SCANDISK C: Formatting in progress: ۱% "